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Maserati has done it again. The Italians have found a way to make the Germans cry. The new Maserati Ghibli has left an impression on me. I want one now and so do you. Most of you will never touch one, so let me help you live the dream. Live vicariously through my post. Or maybe you want to follow the 50 Cent crowd and keep buying those Chargers and outfit them with your 22″ rims. In either case, be happy. Owning a Maserati has never been better. The Maserati Ghibli sports a 404HP twin-turbocharged and intercooled DOHC 24-valve 3.0-liter V-6 engine. That was a mouthful. With all that power, you should have no problem running over a few Baltimore strippers that rejected you in the strip club. It also has a top speed of 177MPH so you should have no problem getting away from the scene of the crime, except for those damn cameras everywhere and the homeless bums that fu@king took down your license plate number in order to trade it to the police for a hot meat and a swig of Champipple. WTF?! Rats!
Like you and I both know, but I constantly have to put it in writing; you most likely are dreaming like the “99%” and can’t afford to shell out the $67,500USD that it takes to own a entry level model. Maserati is looking to sell 50,000 units by the year 2050. Who knows? Maybe a few of my readers will get an education and work hard towards buying one. Special shout out to my Allen E. down in Maryland. This guy is in love with this car and would murder 3 hookers to buy the windshield wiper blade for the Maserati Ghibli. Now that’s dedication. Oh yeah, vote for him when he runs for President of The United States. No jokes!!!!! Update: This guy won’t be running for President and if he did I was wrong to endorse him. He endorses being weak and is the epitome of a Buster, Wankster, and clown all in one. In actuality he’s a barber and rightfully so. He loves to touch guys heads and feel the softness of their skin and stubble. For one moment, I actually thought that this Micheal Blackson look-a-like and Anthony Wiener wannabe might have been the right guy for the job. I was wrong. Now, whoever robbed him, will you please return his flip-phone and his Gateway Windows 95 laptop. That wasn’t right the way you beat him like the bitch he is and made him run home naked. Smh.